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Barry_T_Coles
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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
« on: Mar 11th, 2007, 11:23pm » |
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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........
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Re: The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pen
« Reply #1 on: Mar 12th, 2007, 4:47am » |
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Speaking as a former convent schoolgirl I take exception to this story - it was all girls in MY school and now I can see I was in trouble when it wasn't my fault! It was that bloody Jonny's! 
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Re: The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pen
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