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Jimi
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Don't Ever Forget and Don't ever Do This
« on: Mar 11th, 2007, 3:29pm » |
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Ed forgot his wedding anniversary and was in big trouble! His wife was furious. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke, she looked out the window. Sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened the box and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
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Re: Don't Ever Forget and Don't ever Do This
« Reply #1 on: Mar 11th, 2007, 11:54pm » |
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Men! When will they learn - you never comment on a woman's weight.
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Re: Don't Ever Forget and Don't ever Do This
« Reply #2 on: Mar 12th, 2007, 4:49am » |
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Umm I have to reiterate what Lizzie said, and you never ever diss the ugly useless excess lard she carries until she divorces him either 
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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