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JeffB
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Great way to lose weight
« on: Mar 8th, 2007, 7:00pm » |
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Calories Burned During Sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...........................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................................... 8 Calories
With one hand...........................................12 Calories
With your teeth..................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................................12 Calories
69 lying down.............................................78 Calories
69 standing up........................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.............................................216 Calories
Donkey Punch..........................................299 Calories
Doggy Style..............................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............................2,912 Calories
Inverted Gyro Copter..................3,892 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.................................................112 Calories
Fake...........................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................................................................. .18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................................................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..........................................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................................32 Calories
In a hurry..................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Results may vary
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Re: Great way to lose weight
« Reply #1 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 7:56pm » |
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Jeff, NCal is just not gonna be the same without you 
Their loss is our gain..........I think  ....Tim
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Re: Great way to lose weight
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