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mynm156
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OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« on: Mar 7th, 2007, 1:44am » |
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Son asks his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 7th, 2007, 2:58pm » |
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LMAO, waiting for Helen or one of her coven mates to see this  .......Tim
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 3:58am » |
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 10:41am » |
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Well you know why brides always smile so radiantly walking up the aisle?
No????
You don't?!!!
They're thinking "that's the last blow job I'll ever have to give"
NOW WHO'S LAUGHING?!!
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 11:11am » |
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Helen............... sorry but what is
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 7:18pm » |
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on Mar 8th, 2007, 10:41am, LeLimey wrote:Well you know why brides always smile so radiantly walking up the aisle?
No????
You don't?!!!
They're thinking "that's the last blow job I'll ever have to give"
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That's just mean!
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 8:54pm » |
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on Mar 8th, 2007, 10:41am, LeLimey wrote:Well you know why brides always smile so radiantly walking up the aisle?
No????
You don't?!!!
They're thinking "that's the last blow job I'll ever have to give"
NOW WHO'S LAUGHING?!! |
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Re: OOOO I HAD TOO!!!
« Reply #7 on: Mar 16th, 2007, 12:02pm » |
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on Mar 8th, 2007, 10:41am, LeLimey wrote:Well you know why brides always smile so radiantly walking up the aisle?
No????
You don't?!!!
They're thinking "that's the last blow job I'll ever have to give"
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Thats ok if you dont go down then I DONT HAVE TOO!!
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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