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burnt-toast
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Never negotiate
« on: Mar 6th, 2007, 10:08am » |
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south just outside of Washington D.C. Nothing is moving in any direction.
An officer knocks on his window and flashes a badge. The driver rolls down his window and asks what happened.
"Terrorists have taken over Capital Hill. They’ve got every member of the House and Senate!” the officer replies. "They are asking for a $100 billion in ransom”, otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving?" the driver asks. “On average about a gallon each”, replied the officer.
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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brad267
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Re: Never negotiate
« Reply #1 on: Mar 6th, 2007, 7:51pm » |
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I'll even donate my fancy-schmancy zippo lighter....
-Brad
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-- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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Re: Never negotiate
« Reply #2 on: Mar 6th, 2007, 10:59pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: Never negotiate
« Reply #3 on: Mar 8th, 2007, 3:59am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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