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Red-Neck Vacations
« on: Mar 1st, 2007, 10:28am » |
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Billy Bob and Luther were chattin’ one afternoon when Billy Bob says, “Ya’ Know, I reckon its time to take another vacation. Only this year things are gonna’ be a little different”.
“What in tarnation’ do you mean? You’ve been on some of the best vacations I could imagine. What you and Earlene gonna’ do that’s different? Luther asked.
“Well four years ago you said, go to Hawaii, and Earlene got pregnant. Two years ago you said, go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you said go to Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t end up pregnant again. For starters I ain’t takin’ yer’ advice no more. On top of that, I’m takin’ Earlene on vacation with me this time”, replied Billy Bob.
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Re: Red-Neck Vacations
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2007, 2:34pm » |
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