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Barry_T_Coles
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Just another blonde joke
« on: Feb 26th, 2007, 1:55am » |
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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair- giving that you are blind- that you should know five things;
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180- pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: Just another blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: Feb 26th, 2007, 8:45pm » |
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great.  .
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