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Barry_T_Coles
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Some sheer lingerie
« on: Feb 26th, 2007, 1:49am » |
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A man walks into Fredrik's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!"
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andrewjb
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Re: Some sheer lingerie
« Reply #1 on: Feb 26th, 2007, 8:44pm » |
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Re: Some sheer lingerie
« Reply #2 on: Mar 1st, 2007, 2:36pm » |
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Re: Some sheer lingerie
« Reply #3 on: Mar 4th, 2007, 9:47am » |
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That'll get ya' killed.
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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