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some fun with nuns
« on: Feb 15th, 2007, 12:49pm » |
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters
restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go
out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and
she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back
out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a
loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand...
" Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,"Would you
like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the leaf on the statue
is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, How about that drink?"
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SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
(WHOSE HEAD GEAR
PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO
BADGER THE NUNS IN
AN
EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M
GOING TO MOVE
TO
CALGARY, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO
MANITOBA, THERE
ARE
ONLY
5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO NEWFOUNDLAND,
THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS
LIVING THERE."
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND
IN A VERY
SWEET,
CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...THERE
AREN'T ANY NUNS
THERE."
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Re: some fun with nuns
« Reply #1 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 9:48pm » |
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LOL... 
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