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JeffB
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Here's a few.
« on: Feb 14th, 2007, 6:04pm » |
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Q. What do you call a herd of cows masterbating?
A. Beef Strokin' off.
Q. What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. He wiped his a$$.
This ones for Guiseppi
Q.Whats the only animal with an a$$hole in the middle of it's back?
A. A police horse.
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LeLimey
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Re: Here's a few.
« Reply #1 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 3:47am » |
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And here's some jokes for JeffB 
What's the difference between JeffB and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
What do you call a woman that works like JeffB??
A lazy bitch.
What's the difference between JeffB and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
How do you save JeffB from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
There you go Jeff!
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JeffB
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Re: Here's a few.
« Reply #2 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 10:58am » |
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Brutal!
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LeLimey
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Re: Here's a few.
« Reply #3 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 11:15am » |
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I went easy on you sunshine AND you know it!!! 
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