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« on: Feb 11th, 2007, 9:31am »
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Three old clusterheads are out walking.
 
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
 
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
 
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
 
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2007, 2:44pm »
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Took me a minute....funny!
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 13th, 2007, 5:48pm »
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Two old ch'er ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sunshine when they got flashed at.
One had a stroke - but the other couldn't reach  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 14th, 2007, 2:44am »
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 14th, 2007, 5:43pm »
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could some one please help me... I don't get these jokes...  Huh
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 14th, 2007, 5:48pm »
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on Feb 13th, 2007, 5:48pm, LeLimey wrote:
Two old ch'er ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sunshine when they got flashed at.
One had a stroke - but the other couldn't reach  Wink

 
 
he he he he Grin
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 14th, 2007, 5:51pm »
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on Feb 14th, 2007, 5:43pm, CC_stole_my_Harte wrote:
could some one please help me... I don't get these jokes...  Huh

 
What??  You're a youngin, you should know some dirty jokes!
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 9:47pm »
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LOL Melly... it was nice of you leave out Jimi, Chuck and chewy's names.
CC.. sweetie... are you blonde?  Wink
Helen... I told you that in confidence!  
 
 
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 16th, 2007, 4:38am »
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on Feb 15th, 2007, 9:47pm, nani wrote:
Helen... I told you that in confidence!  
 
 
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Yeah but I didn't name names Nani!!  Wink
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Re: CH.com elderly...
« Reply #9 on: Feb 19th, 2007, 2:33pm »
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Yeah, I admit it.... I'm blonde Smiley
 
Usually I get jokes, but for some reason these just don't make sense....
 
someone explain por favor because now it's bothering me  Embarassed
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Re: CH.com elderly...
« Reply #10 on: Feb 19th, 2007, 2:57pm »
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on Feb 11th, 2007, 9:31am, Melissa wrote:
Three old clusterheads are out walking.
 
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
 
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
 
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
 
 Grin

 
 
Windy = Wedensday
 
Thursday = Thirsty
 
 Grin
 
And with the flasher, "one had a stroke"= like I have to do when the ol' lady is pissed at me.
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