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Barry_T_Coles
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Actual News Headlines in 2006.......
« on: Feb 4th, 2007, 6:44pm » |
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THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
They taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?
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Re: Actual News Headlines in 2006.......
« Reply #1 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 9:18am » |
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Oh my goodness... 
As a journalism student I know that mistakes are made, but somehow it is so comforting (and funny) when someone else makes them!
Sanna
(who hopes that when it's her time to write headlines full-time she will be able to avoid similar mistakes)
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Re: Actual News Headlines in 2006.......
« Reply #2 on: Feb 5th, 2007, 11:20am » |
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Barry, those are hilarious.....especially because they are true
...........Tim
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