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Changing Times
« on: Jan 30th, 2007, 9:09pm »
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Scenario #1 : Jack pulls into school parking lot with a rifle in his gun rack.
 
Year: 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his truck and gets his gun to show Jack.
 
Year: 2006 - School goes into lockdown.  FBI called.  Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.  Counselors called in for traumatized students.
 
 
Scenario #2 : Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
 
Year: 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.  Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up as best friends.  Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
 
Year: 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.  Charge them both with assault, both expelled.
 
 
Scenario #3: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
 
Year: 1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
 
Year: 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse.  Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang.  Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.  Billy's Mom has an affair with psychologist.
 
 
Scenario #4 - Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
 
Year: 1956 - Ants die
 
Year 2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.  Johnny charged with domestic terrorism.  FBI investigates parents.  Siblings removed from home.  Computers confiscated.  Johnny's Dad goes on a terrorist watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
 
 
Scenario #5 - Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.  He is found crying by his teacher, Miss Mary.  Miss Mary hugs him to comfort him.
 
Year 1956 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and continues playing
 
Year 2006 - Miss Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.  She faces 3 years in State Prison.
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #1 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 9:56pm »
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Wow! What a difference time makes. that was really well done Cyndi.
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #2 on: Jan 30th, 2007, 10:05pm »
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Sad, but oh, so true! Undecided
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #3 on: Jan 31st, 2007, 5:37am »
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Times do change... Undecided
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #4 on: Feb 14th, 2007, 11:57pm »
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The future looks promising  Roll Eyes
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #5 on: Feb 15th, 2007, 9:56am »
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This is so true. I've worked in a court for 22 years. Twenty odd years ago, the preist of the Catholic church in my town was working with an idiot that lived in the area. This idiot got into some trouble. One of the bond conditions that I placed on him was no firearms. The next day, the preist walks through the front door of the courthouse with three long guns. Only one was in a case. The staff in my office saw him comming and can you guess what they did?  Hell yes. They opened the door for him so he wouldn't have to stand in the hall holding all of those guns! God rest his soul, if he tried that today, he would be shot dead in the court parking lot. What a sad state we live in now. Dick
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #6 on: Feb 19th, 2007, 6:17pm »
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Life is good, just not as good as it was in 1956.
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Re: Changing Times
« Reply #7 on: Feb 19th, 2007, 6:42pm »
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Life is like a box of chocolates, till some punk with his pants around his thighs, pulls a gun...............
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