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Pellsey
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A Little Johnny joke
« on: Jan 25th, 2007, 2:22am » |
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"Righto class" said the teacher. "Today for our English lesson i'm going to pick each of you one by one and give you a letter. You'll give me a word that starts with that letter and its meaning ok? We'll start with the letter A"
Little Johnny was the first to have his hand in the air. "Oooh Miss, pick me, pick me" said Little Johnny. The teacher knew that Little Johnny was a bit of a potty mouth and she could think of lots of bad words starting with the letter A. "Mary, give me a word that starts with the letter A" asked the teacher.
"Apples" says Mary.
"Very good" says the teacher, "and what are Apples?"
"They're my favourite fruit" replies Mary
"The letter B" asks the teacher.
"Oooooh, I know, I know. Pick me" yells Johnny.
The teacher thinks for about half a second then says "Adam, give me a B word"
"Basket" says Adam.
"Excellent, and what is a basket?" asks the teacher
"A basket is something I could use to carry lots of Apples in" says Adam.
"Very good" says the teacher.
"C" says the teacher.
"Yep, yep, Oi Oi, Miss, I know I know" Johnny's shouting.
She keeps on moving through the letters of the alphabet and Johnny was eager to be picked for every letter, some more than others.
"G" says the teacher.
"Me Me Me Me Me!" screamed Johnny
The teacher thought long and hard and really couldn't think of any really offensive words beginning with the letter G.
"OK Johnny, give me a word starting with G"
"Gnome" replied Johnny.
The teacher was astonished. "Exceptional word Johnny, you even selected a word with a silent G. I'm very impressed. And what is a Gnome Johhny?"
"He's the little c#nt that hangs out in the back yard and f#cks fairies"
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Re: A Little Johnny joke
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