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Pellsey
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An Aussie joke
« on: Jan 22nd, 2007, 7:26am » |
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G'day, don't know how clean we're supposed to keep these joke but as long as they're funny I guess it'll be ok??? I figure a joke isn't much fun unless it's a bit crude anyway, so here's one I heard ages ago.
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An Australian, A New Zealander and an English man are all sitting in a pub having a chat when as usual the talk turns to sex. "When I'm giving my wife a rogering we go for an hour and a half and when she reaches her climax she raises a clear two inches off the bed. Quite unbelievable" says the English man.
"Two inches you say?" says the New Zealander. "When i'm giving my missus a seeing to we go for three hours non-stop and when she finally orgasms she raises a clear six inches off the bed. Half a foot i'm telling ya, it's sweet".
The Aussie takes a sip of his beer and says "Fellas, you've both got nothin. Two inches? Ha, Six inches? Ha. When I root my missus I give it about five minutes, blow me load on her stomach, get up, wipe me dick on the curtain, grab a beer and get back to the cricket on TV. Christ, my missus hits the fucken roof
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Re: An Aussie joke
« Reply #1 on: Jan 22nd, 2007, 11:51am » |
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Re: An Aussie joke
« Reply #2 on: Jan 22nd, 2007, 1:43pm » |
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Re: An Aussie joke
« Reply #3 on: Jan 22nd, 2007, 9:44pm » |
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Re: An Aussie joke
« Reply #4 on: Jan 23rd, 2007, 6:53pm » |
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For 2 days I have been trying to think of a smart arse remark to that joke but I can’t so 
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