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Things that make ya go hmmmm
« on: Jan 17th, 2007, 1:55pm »
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I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:
 
 
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
 
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March  1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when aliens breed with sheep...???????
 
This piece of information may clear up a lot of things
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 2:01pm »
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 2:13pm »
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I friggin new it!!!!!!!!!! Grin
 
Thats why that witch Pelosi has crazy eyes!
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 17th, 2007, 8:26pm »
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Loved the joke so I wondered and did a little digging.
 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
 
 
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on Jan 17th, 2007, 8:26pm, artonio7 wrote:
Loved the joke so I wondered and did a little digging.
 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
 
 
with warm regards,
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 Darn tony, you sure know how to kill a joke Grin
 
but at least you recognize one Wink  Best to you...tim
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 11:03am »
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I bet you're a fun one to drink with, Tony! Grin
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 4:18pm »
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Umm.. Jeffiepoos my sweet.. when were YOU born??  Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 4:46pm »
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I sent you a naked picture of me. I don't look a day over 40. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 5:17pm »
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A naked picture? Oh was THAT what it was?? I thought you had a wart  Roll Eyes
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on Jan 18th, 2007, 5:17pm, LeLimey wrote:
A naked picture? Oh was THAT what it was?? I thought you had a wart  Roll Eyes

 
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 18th, 2007, 6:03pm »
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Glad to see you'e back !!!!!!! Grin
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on Jan 17th, 2007, 1:55pm, tanner wrote:

I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:
 
 
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
 
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March  1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when aliens breed with sheep...???????
 
This piece of information may clear up a lot of things

 
You earthlings have made me very angry. I now must use the illidium Q-38 explosive space modulator and destroy the earth.
 
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Re: Things that make ya go hmmmm
« Reply #12 on: Jan 19th, 2007, 12:37am »
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on Jan 18th, 2007, 11:03am, JeffB wrote:
I bet you're a fun one to drink with, Tony! Grin

 
Gave up drinking. But yes... on a good day I can make Dr. Wayne Dyer contemplate chewing through his wrists.  
 
(by the way... I'm currently reading "Inspiration" by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer and I highly recommend it.) Grin
 
 
with warm regards,
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