Author |
Topic: The Red Pigeon (Read 265 times) |
|
Barry_T_Coles
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
 
 
Gender: 
Posts: 1348
|
 |
The Red Pigeon
« on: Jan 11th, 2007, 8:06pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
The mayor of Houston, Texas was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Houston.
The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city.
All of Houston was full of pigeon poop.
The people of Houston couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was
costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
"I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five
million dollars and ask one question.
“The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a red pigeon.
The red pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Texas sky.
All the pigeons in Houston saw the red pigeon.
They gathered up behind the red pigeon. The Houston pigeons followed the red pigeon as she flew eastward out of the city.
The next day the red pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the red pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Houston of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the
city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
The mayor asked: "Do you have any red Mexicans?"
|
|
 IP Logged |
Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
http://mushys.com/kiwi
[img]
|
|
|
JeffB
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Wide open till you see God, then brake
Gender:
Posts: 2729
|
|
Re: The Red Pigeon
« Reply #1 on: Jan 12th, 2007, 11:12am » |
Quote Modify
|
That's fucked up...............but funnya as hell!!!!!!!!!!!! 
|
|
IP Logged |
" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
|
|
|
tanner
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Adopt a POW/MIA I have
Gender:
Posts: 2449
|
|
Re: The Red Pigeon
« Reply #2 on: Jan 12th, 2007, 3:00pm » |
Quote Modify
|
ROTFLMAO
My son who lives there is gonna love this one 
|
|
IP Logged |
I AM THE MASTER OF MY MIND, MY BODY, AND MY EMOTIONS...
it's just my head that sucks...http://www.centerforlit.com/
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss