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Golfing to heaven
« on: Jan 8th, 2007, 5:25pm » |
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A guy is playing golf, he hits his first shot and it goes right into the woods.
The man does not have a good shot out but hits the ball as hard as he can to try and get to the green.
The ball hits a tree right in front of him and then hits him in the head, killing the man instantly.
The man is at the pearly gates in front of Saint Peter.
Saint Peter looks at his records and says, so I see you’re a golfer, are you any good?
The man looks at him and says, well I got here in two didn’t I?
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