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What are Grandparents?
« on: Dec 10th, 2006, 3:06pm » |
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taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
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>Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own.
>They like other people's.
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>A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
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>Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to
>see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good
>if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
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>When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty
>leaves and caterpillars.
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>They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why
>we shouldn't step on "cracks."
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>They don't say, "Hurry up."
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>Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
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>They wear glasses and funny underwear.
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>They can take their teeth and gums out.
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>Grandparents don't have to be smart.
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>They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How
>come dogs chase cats?".
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>When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for
>the same story over again.
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>Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't
>have television because they are the only grown ups who like to spend
>time with us.
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>They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers
>with us every time and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
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>A 6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE
>LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN
>WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''GRANDPA
>IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS BUT I DON'T
>GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM! It's funny when they
>bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog."
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Re: What are Grandparents?
« Reply #1 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 5:15pm » |
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 . nice.
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