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Shedz
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An octopus walks into a bar and says,"I can play ANY musical instrument you like".
Englishman hands him a guitar,which he plays better than Hendrix.
Another leads him to the piano,which he plays better than Elton.
Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles around with them for some time and the Scotsman says"Whats wrong,can ye no play it?"
So the octopus replies,"Play it? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!"
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I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, But it's made of all the things I have to take, Jesus it never ends it just works its way inside, If the pain goes on, I AM gonna make it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps7AM8HbjE
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