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Flowers for the lady
« on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:59am »
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After 7 children a lady went into hospital for a discreet tuck and tighten in her private nether regions.
 
On waking from the operation there were three bouquets of flowers in her room.
 
They all carried a card:
The first said -  ' Get well soon' - 'Your loving husband'
 
The second -  ' Thanks for being a great patient' - 'Your surgeon'
 
The third -  'Thanks for the new pair of ears' - 'The burns unit'
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Re: Flowers for the lady
« Reply #1 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 1:54pm »
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