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Barry_T_Coles
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My brother-in-law
« on: Nov 19th, 2006, 11:04pm » |
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank".
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied: "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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