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I love this senior
« on: Nov 19th, 2006, 9:10pm »
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A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
 
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the
student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.
 
"The young  people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars.  We have
nuclear  energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing  ...and...," he paused to take another drink of beer...
 
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
"You're right, son.  We didn't have those things when we were young...so
we invented them.  Now, you arrogant little shit-head, what are you doing
for the next generation?"
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2006, 2:11pm »
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laugh. laugh.
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Re: I love this senior
« Reply #2 on: Jun 7th, 2007, 1:23am »
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