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Two Crocs in Canberra
« on: Nov 19th, 2006, 8:13pm »
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in  
Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't  
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age,  
we were  the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock.
"Hmm.  Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the  
Parliament House."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to  
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the  
shit  out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.  You're  
not getting any real nourishment.  See, by the time you finish  
shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an  
not a very nice person and a briefcase."
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Re: Two Crocs in Canberra
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2006, 2:03pm »
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Re: Two Crocs in Canberra
« Reply #2 on: Nov 21st, 2006, 1:06pm »
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