Yet Another Bulletin Board

Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register.
Nov 23rd, 2024, 11:29am

Home Home Help Help Search Search Members Members Member Map Member Map Login Login Register Register
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board « Riddle »


   Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
   Daily Chat
   Funnies and Jokes
(Moderator: DJ)
   Riddle
« Previous topic | Next topic »
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print
   Author  Topic: Riddle  (Read 302 times)
cynjeep89
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****





   
Email

Gender: female
Posts: 1228
Riddle
« on: Nov 10th, 2006, 11:22pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left is a dropoff of 18 - 20 inches below the level you are traveling on.  On your right side is a fire truck traveling at the same speed as you.  In front of you is a galloping white horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.  Behind you is a black galloping horse and is the same size as the white horse.  Both horses are traveling at the same speed as you are.
 
Question:  What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
 
Answer: Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round!
 
Ge
IP Logged
sandie99
New Board Hall of Famer
Finland 
*****




Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!

   


Gender: female
Posts: 10429
Re: Riddle
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2006, 7:20am »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

laugh
IP Logged

CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!

"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)

"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)


mynm156
New Board Hall of Famer
USA 
*****



hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

   


Gender: male
Posts: 1708
Re: Riddle
« Reply #2 on: Nov 17th, 2006, 10:32pm »
Quote Quote Modify Modify

Cheesy laugh
IP Logged

"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print

« Previous topic | Next topic »


Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.


©1998-2010 Web Vision Enterprises All rights reserved. All information on this site is protected by international copyright laws. You may not re-distribute any information from this site without written permission from Web Vision Enterprises and the webmaster of this site. Violators will be prosecuted.
You may view our privacy policy and financial disclosure statement here

test rss