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Why Dear Abby seldom answers mail from guys
« on: Nov 2nd, 2006, 4:19pm » |
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
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Re: Why Dear Abby seldom answers mail from guys
« Reply #1 on: Nov 2nd, 2006, 5:24pm » |
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Yup, typical male.
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Re: Why Dear Abby seldom answers mail from guys
« Reply #2 on: Nov 4th, 2006, 5:14am » |
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I love it! 
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: Why Dear Abby seldom answers mail from guys
« Reply #3 on: Nov 4th, 2006, 8:56pm » |
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