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Redd
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Clean joke....(I promise)
« on: Oct 30th, 2006, 11:13pm » |
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch."
"It is , however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into.""
Wipe that smile off your face!
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Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
« Reply #1 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 8:56am » |
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Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
« Reply #2 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 3:37pm » |
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Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 31st, 2006, 10:33pm » |
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excellent
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Re: Clean joke....(I promise)
« Reply #4 on: Nov 1st, 2006, 3:09pm » |
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Very good find Redd...............Tim
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