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JimH
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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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Re: 90
« Reply #1 on: Oct 25th, 2006, 11:20pm » |
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mynm156
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Re: 90
« Reply #2 on: Oct 28th, 2006, 11:15pm » |
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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Re: 90
« Reply #3 on: Oct 29th, 2006, 3:23pm » |
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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Lewis Carroll)
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Re: 90
« Reply #4 on: Nov 1st, 2006, 10:38pm » |
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now that's a funny joke!!!
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