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JimH
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Windshield Bug
« on: Oct 23rd, 2006, 6:27pm » |
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Windshield Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis
off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little
girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked
their car windshield, stuck for a
moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at
such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment
said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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Jonny
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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #1 on: Oct 23rd, 2006, 6:28pm » |
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #2 on: Oct 23rd, 2006, 7:23pm » |
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Definately a
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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 6:05pm » |
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" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
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