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cynjeep89
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Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« on: Oct 14th, 2006, 10:13am » |
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************Female Prayer***********
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind
Knows the right answer to "how big is my behind"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend
Amen
**********Male Prayer**********
I pray for a deaf, mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a golf course, a liquor store, a Home Depot, a '65 Fastback Mustang, a Jeep and who has tickets to all of the NASCAR races with pit passes.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
Amen
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #1 on: Oct 14th, 2006, 10:52am » |
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #2 on: Oct 15th, 2006, 6:08pm » |
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I'd settle for deaf mute
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #3 on: Oct 15th, 2006, 6:10pm » |
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #4 on: Oct 16th, 2006, 11:55am » |
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I'd settle for mute only. How is she supposed to follow orders if she cant hear?
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #5 on: Oct 16th, 2006, 9:20pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2006, 11:55am, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:I'd settle for mute only. How is she supposed to follow orders if she cant hear?
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What makes you think she will, even if she can ?
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #6 on: Oct 29th, 2006, 1:27am » |
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #7 on: Nov 8th, 2006, 8:33pm » |
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Re: Female Prayers vs Male Prayers
« Reply #8 on: Nov 8th, 2006, 10:10pm » |
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Pit Passes? I love to give massages and I can probably fake the rest 
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