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Yorky
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this is from tracy
« on: Oct 11th, 2006, 12:26pm » |
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Married couple in their sixties are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. I want 2 travel around the world with my husband said the wife...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.... Husband says sorry luv but i wish for a wife 30 years younger than me.... So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92..... Moral of the story; men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are always fuckin FEMALES!!!!!
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 2:43pm » |
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #2 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 3:36pm » |
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that's cold, but funny!
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 10:48pm » |
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #4 on: Oct 18th, 2006, 2:14pm » |
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Come on Tracey... where are the rest?!!
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #5 on: Oct 18th, 2006, 5:34pm » |
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on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:26pm, Yorky wrote:that fairies are always fuckin FEMALES!!!!! |
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Yorky
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #6 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 8:09pm » |
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on Oct 18th, 2006, 2:14pm, LeLimey wrote:Come on Tracey... where are the rest?!! |
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Re: this is from tracy
« Reply #7 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 11:02pm » |
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DANG!! OUCH!!!
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