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Barry_T_Coles
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Clever Advertising.
« on: Oct 9th, 2006, 8:28pm » |
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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Front Gate:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We can hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant Window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Repair Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Re: Clever Advertising.
« Reply #1 on: Oct 10th, 2006, 3:29am » |
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Re: Clever Advertising.
« Reply #2 on: Oct 10th, 2006, 6:52am » |
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Funeral director's business card
"Thank you for smoking"
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Re: Clever Advertising.
« Reply #3 on: Oct 10th, 2006, 8:32am » |
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Found in an english hospital
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Re: Clever Advertising.
« Reply #4 on: Oct 18th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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on Oct 9th, 2006, 8:28pm, Barry_T_Coles wrote:
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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