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Barry_T_Coles
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The Boy's First Time
« on: Oct 6th, 2006, 2:27am » |
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
& have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out & make love
for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time &
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace & bows his head.
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A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
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Re: The Boy's First Time
« Reply #1 on: Oct 6th, 2006, 4:19am » |
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Re: The Boy's First Time
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Re: The Boy's First Time
« Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 2:22am » |
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Re: The Boy's First Time
« Reply #4 on: Oct 24th, 2006, 3:02pm » |
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