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JeffB
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Being an American
« on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 12:40pm » |
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Two families move from Pakistan to America.
When they arrive the two fathers make a bet that in a year's time,
whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later they meet again and the first man says,
"My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast, and I'm on
my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #1 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 1:08pm » |
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Too True 
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #2 on: Oct 3rd, 2006, 2:47pm » |
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Excellent. Coughed coffee through my nose. Didn't see that one comming.
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #3 on: Oct 5th, 2006, 4:17am » |
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #4 on: Oct 5th, 2006, 8:34pm » |
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #5 on: Oct 5th, 2006, 8:37pm » |
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ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: Being an American
« Reply #6 on: Oct 11th, 2006, 9:26am » |
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