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JimH
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Life cycle...
« on: Sep 29th, 2006, 4:41pm » |
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I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
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Re: Life cycle...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 29th, 2006, 5:00pm » |
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PICK ME! I wanna do it your way 
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Re: Life cycle...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2006, 10:12pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2006, 5:00pm, tanner wrote:| PICK ME! I wanna do it your way |
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 . and me.
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Re: Life cycle...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 30th, 2006, 3:11am » |
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Its the part of trying to get back into the luxury hotel room through that tiny weeny little doorway that puts me off !!!!
 
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Re: Life cycle...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 30th, 2006, 9:52am » |
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 The only problem I can see with that is that I would end up being just another itch in my father’s overalls again.
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