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The Italian Honeymoon
« on: Sep 29th, 2006, 1:45pm » |
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting was a perfecto except for da train ride down."
Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip and open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice avino! Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in
disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car and a go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through
da hall shouting ata top of his a voicea.......................'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!'
Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus
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Re: The Italian Honeymoon
« Reply #1 on: Sep 30th, 2006, 10:01am » |
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Re: The Italian Honeymoon
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