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Redneck Vasectomy
« on: Sep 28th, 2006, 11:28am »
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A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to  the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make  the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
 
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of  every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they  didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of  them could speak Spanish.
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: Oct 21st, 2006, 12:27am »
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OMG I have better get to the Doc Quick!!
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 6:37am »
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 9:15am »
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