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A lesson in ethics
« on: Sep 24th, 2006, 9:08am »
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A greedy and unscrupulous Atheist explorer is in the deep Amazon stealing religious relics from archeologically important sites.  Suddenly he finds himself surrounded by a large group of angry natives. Surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed!"  
 
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up the stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."  
 
The explorer quickly picks up the stone and uses it to bash the life out of the chief.
 
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by more than 100 shocked natives, the voice booms out again: "Okay, NOW you're screwed."
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 6:32pm »
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 24th, 2006, 6:55pm »
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