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aubmari
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Subject: I think you are the father!
« on: Sep 15th, 2006, 12:07pm » |
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Subject: I think you are the father!
>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
> at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
> where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she
> replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now his mind
> travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife
> and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I
> laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???"
> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher
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> Think about what you say. You may have to live by it someday!
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> 99% of all life's pain is self inflicted !!
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Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2006, 8:44pm » |
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99% of all life's pain is self inflicted !!
So very true !    
Annette
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Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15th, 2006, 11:01pm » |
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life is what happens when we think were getting on with it ! 
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Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 15th, 2006, 11:15pm » |
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Man, I was really reluctant to open this thread.....
Whew.
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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sandie99
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Re: Subject: I think you are the father!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 17th, 2006, 9:39am » |
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