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JimH
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Best beakup letter ever
« on: Sep 13th, 2006, 2:14pm » |
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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of Becky,
Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... Along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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Re: Best beakup letter ever
« Reply #1 on: Sep 13th, 2006, 10:49pm » |
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I can visualize this being a true story and I love it!....Tim
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Re: Best beakup letter ever
« Reply #2 on: Sep 13th, 2006, 11:09pm » |
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 That's funny as hell
Sweet revenge 
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How lucky I am... to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye too.
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I adopted a Vietnam POW/MIA from El Paso, Texas! 
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Re: Best beakup letter ever
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2006, 3:52am » |
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Sometimes there's nothing better than counting some serious coup.
I like it.
Best,
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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