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lilboo
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A DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
« on: Sep 7th, 2006, 9:10pm » |
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A DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
A mother is driving her little girl to a friend's
house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the Mother says, "those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.
" Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young
lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends
begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little
girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all
you need to do is look at her drivers' license - it's
like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32.
" The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find
that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is
past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name
did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why
you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother
asks. "Why?"Because you got an F in sex."
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Re: A DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
« Reply #1 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 9:23pm » |
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Re: A DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL
« Reply #2 on: Sep 7th, 2006, 10:19pm » |
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The mother could have answered to that last remark :
" No dear, it was because he got an M for sex " !!
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