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Three Women....
« on: Aug 26th, 2006, 2:56am » |
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to
celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and
wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the Electric chair,
and is asked if she has any
last words. She says, I just graduated from Brigham Young University
and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees, beg for her forgiveness, And release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
words,"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law And I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the Innocent." They
throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all
immediately fall to their knees; begging for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from West
Virginia University and just graduated with a Degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell y'all right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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Re: Three Women....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 3:05am » |
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Re: Three Women....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 9:08am » |
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Hey... That blonde sounds alot like a drunk chick I married in Mexico one night... Always wondered what happened to her... Ya should've seen the trick she pulled off on our wedding night... W00H00!!! 
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Re: Three Women....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 4:03am » |
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