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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
>>>found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
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>>>Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
>>>every buttercup in the patch.
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>>>All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
>>>woman appeared.
>>>She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
>>>those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
>>>butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
>>>won't
>>>have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....As a matter
>>>of
>>>fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
>>>life!!!!!
>>>Then POOF!......she was gone !
>>>
>>>After Dave
>>>recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
>>>"Hugh, where are you?"
>>>Hugh yells back "I'm over here in the girl thingy willows."
>>>
>>>Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Hugh; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"
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Re: Buttercups
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 2:58am » |
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Thanks for the first laugh of day bro 
and thanks for the e-mail, i was under the weather, but i understand the A-Team stepped in  .....tim
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Re: Buttercups
« Reply #2 on: Aug 26th, 2006, 3:02am » |
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Good to have you back............but I prefer talking to Linda----Now I can pick on you next week....This week it was Jeff B !!!
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