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Barry_T_Coles
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Have you seen my wife
« on: Aug 24th, 2006, 7:26pm » |
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Two men are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they
collide.
The first man says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife and I guess I just wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second man says, "That's O.K by coincidence, I'm looking for my
wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried".
The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, sexy dimples, big breasts and is wearing a mini skirt and a midriff top. What does your wife look like"?
The first man says "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Re: Have you seen my wife
« Reply #1 on: Aug 24th, 2006, 10:58pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: Have you seen my wife
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 4:06am » |
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MR_FLOOR
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Re: Have you seen my wife
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