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Tiannia
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Makes ya smile
« on: Aug 17th, 2006, 4:48pm » |
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THE RIVER
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, Raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please Give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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JeffB
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Re: Makes ya smile
« Reply #1 on: Aug 17th, 2006, 5:29pm » |
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Real funny!
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Re: Makes ya smile
« Reply #2 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 2:35pm » |
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Very good Tia 
I hope you and Shawn are well and staying cool.....Tim
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Re: Makes ya smile
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 4:13am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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Re: Makes ya smile
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 6:48pm » |
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Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
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