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Deep Thoughts
« on: Aug 15th, 2006, 1:55pm » |
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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
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> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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> 2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
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> 3 On the other hand... you have different fingers
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> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> 7. He who laughs last... thinks slowest.
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> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> 9. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the
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> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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> 15 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
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> 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of
> jalapeno peppers ...What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15th, 2006, 11:17pm » |
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 .great.liked No 19.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 4:18am » |
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This was brilliant. Thanks!
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