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Laws of probability
« on: Aug 15th, 2006, 1:48pm » |
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your
nose will begin to
itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the
stupidity of the act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss a flat tire made you late
for work, the very next morning you will
have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will start to move faster than the
one you are in now. (works every time)
Bathroom:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, people with seats furthest from the
aisle, arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask
you to do something that lasts until the coffee
is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
Wherever you go, There you are!
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what
you're talking about.
Tim's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
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