Author |
Topic: The Drunk (Read 207 times) |
|
JeffB
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Wide open till you see God, then brake
Gender: 
Posts: 2729
|
The Drunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks
"Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
|
|
 IP Logged |
" It's been my experience that people who have no vices have very little virtues."
|
|
|
andrewjb
New Board Hall of Famer
when the love of power becomes the power of love !
Gender:
Posts: 1239
|
 |
Re: The Drunk
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15th, 2006, 11:13pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
 .been there !
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss