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The moral of the story is ....
« on: Aug 7th, 2006, 1:47am » |
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And the moral of this story is . . .
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up."
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"And the moral of this story is . . . always keep your condoms in your car. "
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Re: The moral of the story is ....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 7th, 2006, 2:11am » |
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You lil bastard... Never expected that ending... I thought he left 'em at home like I would've...
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