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Barry_T_Coles
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Jack & Jill's Wedding.
« on: Aug 3rd, 2006, 3:23am » |
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take
off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to
put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will."
Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them
to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were
too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these
on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your f*cking attitude, you never will.
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Re: Jack & Jill's Wedding.
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2006, 7:10am » |
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Re: Jack & Jill's Wedding.
« Reply #2 on: Aug 7th, 2006, 12:09pm » |
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